Darth Elvis

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Aberdeen, Scotland

BIB FORTUNA

 

Hoo, my little feisty one, my feisty one

Cowering in fear of Bib Fortuna 

I take you to Jabba now, to Jabba now

Die Wanna Wanga, Bib Fortuna

 

 

Always gonna serve, this Hutt, such a dirty one

Palace is corupt, full of scum but I call it home

Die, die, die, Wanna, Wangoo!

 

B-b-b-b-Bib Fortuna

 

 

Come a little closer Oola, a-will ya, Oola?

Let me touch your lekku Bib Fortuna

Keepin' it a mystery, it gets to me

Checking out my sharp teeth Bib Fortuna

 

 

Always gonna serve, this Hutt, such a dirty one

Palace is corupt, full of scum but I call it home

Die, die, die, Wanna, Wangoo!

 

 

B-b-b-b-Bib Fortuna

B-b-b-b-Bib Fortuna (Yeah!)

 

Solo

 

 

Have you seen my boyfriend, my boyfriend

I like that wookie, Maz Kanata?

The saber it calls to you, calls to you

Hidden in my basement Maz Kanata?

 

 

Belonging you seek, not behind, it's a head of you

Feel it the light, feels so right, it's inside so true.

My, my, my, aye-aye, woo!

M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, aye-aye, woo!

 

 

M-m-m-maz Kanata

M-m-m-maz Kanata

M-m-m-maz Kanata

M-m-m-maz Kanata

 

 

Hoooooo-ohhh, Maz Kanata

Hoooooo-ohhh, Maz Kanata

Hoooooo-ohhh, Maz Kanata

C3PO

 

C3.....PO

There's a droid in The Outer Rim
Whose fluent in Batchi
He's a protocol droid
So his languages ain't patchy
He lays down the odds
3720 to 1
He goes by the name of 3PO

You know he's gone, gone, gone
Flappin like a mynock on a pole
You know he's gone, gone, gone
Golden god 3PO

When the droid starts to do it
It's as good as done
He can hold his own
With a battle droid gun
He tells you the odds
And never shuts up
Just open the door
You stupid lug

You know he's gone, gone, gone
Flappin like a mynock on a pole
You know he's gone, gone, gone
Golden god 3PO

Well, he tells a story about a space battle
He tells a story about Han frozen
He tells a story about slave Leia
He wails some tale about Darth Vader

You know he's gone, gone, gone
Flappin like a mynock on a pole
You know he's gone, gone, gone
Golden god 3PO

Captain Solo

We seem to be made to suffer
It's our lot in life
My Astromech companion
Causes me nothing but strife
When I have an oil bath
It's gonna feel so good
Curse these Rebels
We're doomed

You know he's gone, gone, gone
Flappin like a mynock on a pole
You know he's gone, gone, gone
Golden god 3PO
You know he's gone gone gone
Golden god 3PO

TELL THAT TO KANJIKLUB

 

Han Solo, Can you hear us landing?

It's been three whole weeks since you've taken what is owed

I'm wondering what it is you're smuggling

Cause from the depths of this ship I heard a mighty roar 

Now I'm feeling so alone

 

Pay what you owe the Guavian Death Gang and Tasu Leech 

50,000 for us and the same for him

I never made a deal with those freaks and 

All the money's gone

Tell that to KanjiKlub

 

 

A Rathtar breaks out of its cage again 

Another Guavian snaped up and left dead on his own

It makes me wonder why I'm still here 

Now Finn is rescued, to the Falcon is where we'll go

Chewie we're home

 

Pay what you owe the Guavian Death Gang and Tasu Leech 

50,000 for us and the same for him

I never made a deal with those freaks and 

All the money's gone

Tell that to KanjiKlub

 

 

Han Solo, Can you hear me laughing?

It's been three whole weeks, since you've taken what is owed

I'm wondering what it is you're smuggling

Cause from the depths of this ship I heard a mighty roar 

And I've chills down to my bones

 

Pay what you owe the Guavian Death Gang and Tasu Leech 

50,000 for us and the same for him

I never made a deal with those freaks and 

All the money's gone

Tell that to KanjiKlub

Oh Kanjiklub